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TomNanos
08-22-2006, 09:11 AM
Get your mid out of the gutter!!! :D

Detail shot of the wood-fired Climax steam locomotive at Clark's Trading Post in North Woodstock, NH

http://www.nanosphoto.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/wm__MG_1791-01.jpg

zacker
08-22-2006, 10:02 AM
lol... someone needs a new seal!

so, a business man is driving down the highway, all of a sudden his car stops working, he gets a tow to the local garage to get it fixed, while the mechanic is figureing out the problem, the businessman decides to go for a walk around the small town.
On the way back ,the business man stops for an ice cream cone.. its a hot day so needless to say, his ice cream is melting fast and getting rather messy...
The business man gets back to the garage and asks the mechanic if he figured out the problem, the mechanic looks up from under the hood and says.. "it looks like you blew a seal"

The Business man wipes hin chin and says,

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Nahh, Its just ice cream!!
Baadaa Biing!!

TomNanos
08-22-2006, 11:33 AM
lol... someone needs a new seal!

so, a business man is driving down the highway, all of a sudden his car stops working, he gets a tow to the local garage to get it fixed, while the mechanic is figureing out the problem, the businessman decides to go for a walk around the small town.
On the way back ,the business man stops for an ice cream cone.. its a hot day so needless to say, his ice cream is melting fast and getting rather messy...
The business man gets back to the garage and asks the mechanic if he figured out the problem, the mechanic looks up from under the hood and says.. "it looks like you blew a seal"

The Business man wipes hin chin and says,

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Nahh, Its just ice cream!!
Baadaa Biing!!
That's an old (and yet still quite bad) one... ;) Actually, I think the original is a penguin and not a buisness man.... :D

rpiano
08-22-2006, 11:36 AM
That's an old (and yet still quite bad) one... ;) Actually, I think the original is a penguin and not a buisness man.... :D

Penguin makes the seal reference more plausible.:)

zacker
08-22-2006, 01:20 PM
ive never heard it with a Penquin... whats the set up?

I actually remembered this from "the Man show" ( when it was good, with Adam Corolla and Jimmy Kimmel) only, they had a Monkey telling it!
lol

rpiano
08-22-2006, 02:04 PM
A penguin is driving around town when all of a sudden his car begins to sputter and die out. He drives into the nearest service station and tells the mechanic there about the hassles he's having. The machanic gives his car a quick once over, and says to him "This should take about half an hour - come back and pick it up then".

Penguins being the frigid creatures they are, he decided to grab himself an ice cream while he is waiting. He buys the biggest, creamiest vanilla ice cream money can buy, and lacking an opposable thumb, pushes his face into it to eat it. Ice cream goes everywhere - all over the floor, all over the counter, all over his face. He takes a quick look at his watch and realizes he's late, so forgoing the clean up, he races back to the mechanic.

When he gets there, the mechanic looks him up and down, and says "Well, it's not pretty, it looks like you've blown a seal."

To which the penguin replies "Nah, it's just ice cream."

zacker
08-22-2006, 02:20 PM
A penguin is driving around town when all of a sudden his car begins to sputter and die out. He drives into the nearest service station and tells the mechanic there about the hassles he's having. The machanic gives his car a quick once over, and says to him "This should take about half an hour - come back and pick it up then".

Penguins being the frigid creatures they are, he decided to grab himself an ice cream while he is waiting. He buys the biggest, creamiest vanilla ice cream money can buy, and lacking an opposable thumb, pushes his face into it to eat it. Ice cream goes everywhere - all over the floor, all over the counter, all over his face. He takes a quick look at his watch and realizes he's late, so forgoing the clean up, he races back to the mechanic.

When he gets there, the mechanic looks him up and down, and says "Well, it's not pretty, it looks like you've blown a seal."

To which the penguin replies "Nah, it's just ice cream."

Cute but... it doesnt work as Penguins cant drive, dont wear a watch, cant buy icecream and i think the mechanic would pass out if this really happened.

lol....
Now a Business man on the other hand works, because your not sure its a joke right off the bat and you actually can blow a seal in the motor of a car.. And the best part, for some of us, the punch line might take a couple of seconds (or minutes) to hit and then its a killer.
( I know, Im a comic ledgend....lol)